Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 06, 2018

I hope he doesn’t need to be changed.

We’ve all heard of regression, but this is like devolution…

Did they have any more kids? I don’t think so, and I don’t blame them!

They could call Ozzy’s Mama

He’s the son they raised so they have only themselves to blame!

did this arrested development happen all over America at a certain point? spontaneous devolution? flip side of the 100th monkey?

“If your legs aren’t broken, they will be in a minute!”

Simple solution: keep no food in the house. Sneak out for meals while he’s looking for it.

When my son would come home he would say I get to revert because I’m home, I would say okay when are you leaving

Approaching his 60s, Zonker is now a king of Colorado Cannabis.

All I can say is: You raised him! (or sort of raised him).

Raised him? Yep, but that has little bearing on how his brain works. Great parents don’t guarantee great kids

If the strip were set today, the parents could cancel their internet plan. That would drive him away.

They need 1-800-INEEDASPINE

Change the locks, pull down the shades, and don’t answer the phone. He’ll eventually get the idea.

No, there is no hotline for “Stupid Enablers.” There was, but it broke.

The perilous consequence of the words “You’ll always be my baby boy”!

Time to get rid of the problem, you son who is using and abusing your passivity.

And, forever after, Mom poured a little bit of Pee into ever drink she served him.

Tough love time?