Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 19, 2019

I wish I could get a cup of coffee for 50¢.

This fathead is SO trump…

I actually prefer “Ain’t I?” to “Aren’t I?” (You might say “I ain’t,” but you’d never say “I aren’t”!)

How do we get politicians to understand this.

Come on, flyboy, you know you have the Need, the Need, for Speed!

Don’t worry, go party and set Lt. Commander Tripler to take the fall.

Yeah…INSTANT coffee (sugar extra).

You can still get a good cup of coffee for 50 cents … in Ecuador!

Boomer here, I remember when 50¢ got you a cup of coffee and a newspaper!

I recently rewatched Top Gun after seeing the trailer for the sequel. The scene where Maverick just saunters into the Women’s bathroom to hit on a woman these days would get him maced or pepper sprayed. =P

I buy San Francisco Bay coffee in compostable K-cups for $0.35 each (in quantity).

Must be a big fan of Top Gun. It’was a documentary right? Very inspiring.

What, the Officer’s Club charges for coffee? Really? And, just as an aside, is Officer “Elite of the Elite” not married, yet?

Surprisingly, mach 2 also gets you hemorrhoids. I worked with a pharmaceutical rep whose territory included Oceana Naval Air Station. Making turns at that speed puts a lot of stress on everything.

These days, warp factor 8 and $4 won’t even get you a Starbucks.

The bushy hair and porn stache don’t seem within military regulations.

Yup. That sounds just about right. ‘Action’ elite gets you squat. ‘Money’ elite gets you action.

Adults are “entitled” to whatever “action” they can get with other CONSENTING adults. That’s easy to understand; some folks just don’t want to accept it.

A patient ear, a closed mouth, and in your case perhaps more than a pinch of humility….that gets you something.

Your patchouli spray and tired ass war stories? That gets you nothing except maybe one regrettable night with the dumbest chick at the bar, and even she’s gonna wise up and grow to resent you once she’s seen the boy under the man’s exterior.

Around here, Mach 2 and 50¢ will get you a quarter.

I wish I could get a cof of cupee for a DOLLAR.