Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 08, 2020

Make sure the gloves fit.

One juror dismissal, coming right up.

Maybe a new fiancée? He’s thinking about taking another stab at marriage, I heard…

Save some money and see if you can buy only one for half price…that hasn’t been soaked and allowed to shrink after drying.

If you do buy him gloves, make sure they fit. Marcia Clark didn’t.

The jury’s out on this one…

Sarcasm at it’s best, BD!

Just remember that if the gloves don’t fit, you must acquit.

If the glove does not fit, you must…buy him another pair?

Get him a small appliance, maybe Black and Decker.

Instead of a tie, get him a noose.

Yeah, do that. I’ll bet Judge Ito could use some aftershave. Deliver the goodies and you’ll be home for dinner.

Panel Four: Ouch!!

Ouch! Even after all these years, the bloody glove debacle still hurts.

To follow up on the point you made a couple of days ago: He’s not a woman, Boopsie; he couldn’t possibly understand the need, much less feel it.

Spot on, BD