Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 27, 2021

Working at a startup was a very effective form of birth control.

I don’t need birth control, I need girth control!

When you used the word “lives”, you should have made air quotes. Or is that still even a thing?

“You live me! You really live me!”

Lucky for them, the Dot.Combustion was still a couple of years away. Plenty of time to work on a mission statement and get a couple rounds of funding.

I sense her " sweet spot " humming : )

Okay, it’s official. Mike’s ready to take the plunge!

I was always sad they never had a child of their own.

Oddly enough, it’s often easier to live together if neither of you have “lives”. Look at the Gates.

The point is, we will be biologically alive. To rephrase, we won’t be corpses.

First one, then the other.

“No”