Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 07, 2022

When coming up with the invite list for your wedding, leave the ex-es in Texas. (Unless you’re getting married in Texas, then, I dunno, send ’em away in a Lexus?)

I wanted to see Kim’s dress.

Nobody is on your side any more, JJ.

You’re like Philip Nolan, “The Man Without A Country”!!

The skanky artist-wannabe remains as clueless as ever . . .

You don’t intentionally move freight in the fog, it was an attempt to upstage the wedding.

I knew of a situation like that 50 years ago. Two more of the wives in our group left their families for greener pastures.

Good to see everyone agree to ignore them.

Well played by the guys / buddies!

Uncle Stupid-head actually read the room correctly. Who’d ‘a thunk it?

Hmmm… no damage due to the collision that sank barge and “art”?

This is not going to go well for J.J. and Stupid-head…

The water wasn’t as bad as the cold shoulder they’re getting and deserve.

Friends in Low Places.

Wedding reception on a ferryboat? Très chic, indeed.

I hope Hypothermia city is far north of Seattle

Everybody’s giving them the deep freeze.It was warmer in the water.

She let Zeke steer the boat..and she really shouldn’t have oughta.

If you think of any more puns then please text us.

Pretty good drawing of the Seattle ferryboats!

Oh boy! We’re going to get to hear the toasts! (I’m serious.)

This fiasco has cost Mike a few minutes of frustration and disruption (on, admittedly, what’s supposed to be one of the happiest days of his life). It’s cost J.J. hundreds of thousands of dollars. I know who I think has the most right to be upset around here and it ain’t Mike. Not that J.J. has any particular reason to be upset at Mike, of course.

Mike’s in charge of the wedding but the captain’s in charge of the boat, so he’s also got more reason to be upset than Mike. Presumably he has insurance, though, as it’s so very safe to presume that J.J. doesn’t.

Swim for it? It’s too late for that, man!

Talk about crashing a wedding.