Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 26, 2022

When you join the Yakuza!

You want a Nike swoosh tatoo? anytime.

Sorry, lads, this strip dates back to 1997, and you won’t get name, image, and likeness (NIL) royalties until the Supreme Court says so in 2021.

I thought by now that BD would have exchanged his cop helmet for a football helmet.

Just like the one he constantly wore when he was a student at Walden.

Question: When do we get our tattoos? Answer: At the end of the season. Reason: The win/loss count will be the subject of the tattoos.

“Money makes the world go round, the world go round, the world go round…”

No tattoos until you get a few wins under your belt.

The helmets kind of look like Cincinnati’s

Something with a “swoosh”?

Zonker for receivers’ coach, anyone?

Sounds like the beginning of our football season four years ago!

Gotta have the Nike smear. Like it or not.

I went to some Columbia football games years ago(NYC).The hotdog vendors outnumbered the spectators.

U of Oregon (sponsored by Nike) dropped sports so the football team could use twelve different uniforms each year

“When you win a championship. Any other questions?”

Why I said during the offseason:

Prior to tonight’s game, the Yankees placed LHP Aroldis Chapman on the 15-day injured list (retroactive to 8/24) with an infected wound from a recent tattoo.

https://mobile.twitter.com/Yankees/status/1563677589293748224

_