Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 11, 2022

There are plenty of Zippers out there or Trump wouldn’t stay in business.

“My 99% profit guarantees your Freedom!”

It wouldn’t surprise me too much to learn this is an actual message from TFG to his Trumpets.

The crook is collecting contributions for a compaign that won’t happen, he announced but he has no campaign staff. So funny

The Disciples are still sending him money.

Analysis skills.

Already heard more than I ever wanted to about Trump’s Gold Member. Thanks a lot, Stormy.

Becoming a Trump Gold Member could help YOU land a lucrative job in the next Trump Administration!

Newsweek, 2/20/20:Trump’s New Acting Intelligence Chief Is ‘Gold’ Member of Trump Org’s ‘Trump Card’ Loyalty Program: Report

It’s difficult to fathom just how much snake oil he could have sold 150 years ago…best part – he’d now be merely a footnote.

Once he gets your card number, he NEVER lets go!!

What? No gold embossed coffee cup for only $75 more? How about a silver dollar sized coin with His image on one side and the Capitol Building on the other side for only $100 more?

At least throw in a red, white and blue lanyard braided by Little Trumpers and Trumpettes at the summer Evangelical GOPQ Summer Camp in the secure Northwest mountain retreat!

One born every minute as the 6-3 SCOTUS likes to say.

It’s a real thing. I was watching a baseball game on TV awhile back. In the front row, right behind home plate, someone was proudly wearing a “Maga King” hat. Not surprisingly, this was a game being played in Texas.

These look real, like others I’ve seen on FB. Garry just has to add a few panels on either side now, and the strip writes itself.

I finally FINALLY got that stuff stopped coming to me, but now having looked up the gold member/coin stuff, it’s probably going to start again.

It’s amazing, but most trumpers won’t get the gag…

A grifter’s gonna grift.

It’s the grift that keeps on grifting!

What’s wrong? I clicked on the contribute now button and nothing happened.

What would you do or say if friend of yours proudly showed you his Official 2024 Trump Platinum VIP Diamond MAGA King Club membership card?

Better to have 50 million small donors than one foreign adversary that you will forever be in the tank for.

Trump ran for president in 2016 to further his brand. This is just another example of his grifting.

I prefer the SPCA. I haven’t failed to notice that “he who should not be named” doesn’t have a dog yet.

Some poor souls, just don’t know when they’re being taken for a chump.

I have launched a new campaign to combat this terrible threat, and I need your help.

Send whatever $$ you can spare to the ‘’Buy Redd Panda a McLaren’’ fund today.

America is counting on us. Together we will win.

Paypal and all mayor cards accepted. Heck, pocket change is fine too.

Opps, forgot to mention, God has given my this quest and I, humbly, have accepted.

OH NO ONLY 3 MORE MINUTES LEFT ON AMERICA? I BETTER FINISH THIS COMMENT BEFORE —

I’m sure the real letters are even more outlandish.

So far, no trolls!! Bet they’re all busy writing checks??

Jim Jones, or Agent Orange, same kind of acolytes.

I don’t know if this is a real Trump fundraising letter or a parody. It’s impossible to tell the difference.

And that’s about the size of it…sadly said the little old lady who was born during the depression.

i just checked – these are real, not made up for the comic! suckers who contribute to these deserve to be ripped off.

Fred Rogers Estate & SNL Church Lady ought to be suing him for the subliminal effectiveness of “you are special”.

Anyone remember “The Trumpy Bear”? I really, really, thought the ads were a promo for an up=coming SNL special, but nooooo.

He knows he’s toast, otherwise he’d enclose his edits to the constitution he wants to make. Plus his lousy record on the midterms has really dwindled his support

Wait. Isn’t there a signed dinner plate from a McDonald’s Happy Meal? What’s cmerb gonna do?

I’d sign up right now if drumpf would throw in a secret decoder ring.

I wonder if a survey was done to find out how many MAGAts that cried about inflation making it hard or impossible to pay their bills still found enough cash to contribute to a billionaire conman.

That bozo the clown signature that the Former Guy uses looks a lot like a polygraph trace.

Whether or not it’s a parody, it’s too much like the original for me to see this as anything other than free advertising for trump

Cult members can’t see that they’re in a cult. That’s the way it’s supposed to work. They believe that they’re the free thinkers, and that everything else is brainwashed. That’s the mark of an expert con-artist.

All this from the guy who didn’t need anyone’s money. He would totally self-finance his own campaign! The beauty of him is that he’s very rich.

As far as the trump donors are concerned, you can’t fix stupid.

Hmm, I thought Mike Myers played the part of “Goldmember”…

“Never give a sucker an even break. Never smarten up a chump. Always count your change before leaving the window.”—William Claude Dukenfield

Sadly, many will fall for this. As P.T. Barnum once didn’t say….

A timer… on a sheet of paper? What will they think of next?

Logically, it makes no sense to attempt to win another election when the last one was “stolen” by invisible pixies who left no evidence. This kind of solicitation is just not going to sway the invisible pixie vote.

Act now and be guaranteed a free piece of the Constitution, once Trump shreds it to ensure he gets absolute power!

I love that “Absolutely free with your continuing contributions.” Typical scam verbiage.

Is this even parody or sarcasm anymore?

Scariest thing is I can’t be 100% certain the letter is fake. Cause I’ve seen a fair number of Trump letters and he’s nailed the style pretty well.

True suckers can be milked over and over.

Instead of President, we should just declare Trump a Nigerian prince.

https://secure.actblue.Com/donate/ads-210223-evergreen-dd-search?refcode=ads_search_21n009_211201_dd_us_donate%20to%20democrats_ad2&gclid=Cj0KCQiAnNacBhDvARIsABnDa6-6t7J6sJu_sEqbZGi_xv_2b6Fdq8HNjGop0tNkWlWFcEU8-EUKg5gaAookEALw_wcB

“Democratic candidates outraised their Republican opponents — in many cases by 2 to 1 margins — in 50 of the 65 most competitive House races”

“Democrats have no trouble hauling out celebrities, from Barbra Streisand to John Legend (all of whom seem to have a remarkably similar writing style). “Matthew, I’m sure that you weren’t expecting to hear from me today,” Martin Sheen texted me, accurately, a few days ago, along with a lovely picture of his own face.”

“But Trump!”

Good grief.

They are not kidding you know, and people who can’t afford it are sending them every penny they can spare and some they can’t.

Just a small wariang. Be careful whre you shop online. I once bought a belt pouch for my amateur radio from one of those wannabe law enforcement supply, prepper, tactical gear places. I ended up on the RNC/Trump mailing list. It took about six months of tacky replies to their surveys before they finally removed me.

I am just starting to feel really bad for these poor duped people.

The real joke here is somebody mistaking Zonker for a “major donor”.

Now, if DJT wants to send me a gold debit card to his account, I will listen.