Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 31, 2023

And make sure a paparazzi gets some photos!

It’s coming…self promoting app…tick, tock, tick, tock.

Panel Three: Go up to the hottest well-known actress and give her a hug and a great big, wet kiss. Then tell her that if she continues to fight with the other actresses, you will have to administer your special punishment again.

Can’t help wondering if Mr. diCaprio is reading these!

Phyllis Diller and Joan Rivers once fought over me.

I swear I didn’t ask them to.

I’m a member of Donald trump’s entourage.

But it’s such a strain carrying around that heavy metal ball and chain.

What a maroon.

Call the cops’ publicist, too.