Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 06, 2023

Zipper can walk on… and then walk off.

Kim ought to inform Zipper about Nike using Vietnamese slave labor in their factories.

Then, maybe Zipper will grow up some and be rid of his childish fantasies about BD.

Zipper is another character who never gets rid of his children’s eyes

Has the team name changed to the Nike Swoosh, now that Walden College has gone for-profit?

I don’t think Zipper’s built for football.

Zip, what are you, 140 pounds soaking wet? Hope you have a talented foot.

I never remember Zonker having any siblings…

Who knows. Zipper might be just the kid to throw under the feet of the Defensive left tackle and free up that side for a run up the middle.

If he doesn’t make the football team, there is always cheerleader

Then why was Zonk always in the team huddle?

Make him the towel boy, I think he’d learn to enjoy being in the locker room full of naked jocks.

“Zipper’s a frosh.” Actually, Zipper’s a freshman. “The frosh” refers to the whole freshman class.