Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 20, 2023

The managers never end up homeless. Their clients, that’s another story.

Obviously, if asked 25 years later (this strip was first published in 1998), all three would probably have responded “Crypto!”.

Which one is Ivan Boesky??

Those three homeless money managers are probably sleeping under the hedges.

The one that isn’t Michael Milken.

Supreme Court Justices

James bonds.

Put your money in homelessness; it’s still the coming thing.

I’m to smart to be stupid enough to think I can figure out the stock market. I can barely navigate the farmer’s market.

Well, if they’re just giving away investment advice for free, no wonder they’re homeless, amirite?

Are Randolph and Mortimer Duke there ?

Seems you never hear, “Affordable housing!”

Russian Bonds???Get the handcuffs.