Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for June 05, 2023

They are like that only when they’re sober.

it is funny because i find most drunk people to be very boring. I have had a lot of fun a few times drinking to excess and having amazing conversations and adventures.. but few and far between. And afterwards i can never remember what we talked about lol

there was this ditch, though, once hahahaha that was about 2 feet deep and 3 feet wide… we were riding our bikes in this field hahaha and she fell in the ditch and could not get out hahaha and wanted me to help her hahaha and i told her that she got in the ditch by herself and so she could get out of it by herself (don’t ask me, the logic of that now escapes me) hahaha but usually drunkeness is boring ..oh wait there was this other time… no, wait…

“Phi Phat”?

Thus, the Phi Phat frat?

I take it that Zipper abstains, as long as it’s not leafy greens.

oh I can easily drink without having fun … wait I wanted to put it the other way round

Walden is probably more Greek than Zorba.

No alcohol? Good! Now Zipper can sell his pot there!!

I’m not a zipper groupie, but I wouldn’t have thought he would appreciate a dry Greek house. Of course, I’ve never had anything to do with college frats so, other than Animal House and College Daze(SL) I have no idea what goes on there.

Notice how he didn’t mention any other substances…?

An LDS fraternity?

In the tradition of the family, a skinny 97 pound weakling goes out for football

One of the reasons I didn’t join a sorority. I don’t drink (just not interested) and I figured it would be pointless.

Just boring … and successful. :)

The best frats were Tappa Kegga Beer and I Felta Thi.

No booze, no party! My best friend was never a drinker, but my OTHER two college friends constantly got “sh_t-in-your-pants” drunk. I was always a MODERATE drinker until my aformentioned friend’s wedding. The champagne and wine were ENDLESS!XD

Maybe they’re a house that likes to smoke?

I was one of the few non-drinkers in my fraternity. When we’d get pledge-trip visitors from other chapters, they would occasionally get involved in beer-chugging contests. When we went on our own, I was invited to participate in one, but I said that I didn’t drink beer but would gladly chug Coca-Cola against any of them who wanted to give it a go. It was always a lot of fun to watch them once the bubbles kicked in. (I never lost; I chalked it up to my rigorous training regimen.)