Drabble by Kevin Fagan for June 07, 1996

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Ralph: Time! 12.8 seconds! That's not fast enough!! Maybe I should add weight to the front! June: Ralph, you're becoming obsessed with this pinewood derby race! You've lost all perspective! Ralph: Why would you say that?? June: Well, for one thing, shouldn't you be at work right now? Ralph: Work, schmerk! I got bigger fish to fry!