Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 01, 1996

Transcript:

Norman: Sorry I had to arrest you, dad, but you dropped a gum wrapper on the floor. According to the mall-cop handbook, the sentence for littering is 20 minutes in the mall jail! Ralph: Norm, if you don't let me out of here immediately, you may or may not live to regret it! Norman: Are you threatening a mall cop? I'll have to tack on an additional 45 minutes!