Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 12, 1996

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June: Ralph, take a look at this... I know I'm old-fashioned, but I have a problem with some of these promotional tie-ins. This week's kiddie-meal toy is promoting a movie that is not necessarily suitable for children. Patrick: Can I have back my Demi Moore action figure? Ralph: I'll give you a buck for it!