Drabble by Kevin Fagan for July 04, 1997
Transcript:
Norman: Over there is the student lounge... And that's the video arcade, and there's the pool hall. The ping pong room is over here, and the yogurt shop is right next to the pizza parlor. Opal: Where's the library? Norman: Library?? Gee, I don't know! Opal: You've been attending this college for a year and you don't even know where the library is?? Norman: Over here are the vending machines!