Drabble by Kevin Fagan for April 15, 1998
Transcript:
Norman: What are you going to buy mom for her birthday, dad? Ralph: The first thing I see. Your mom has exchanged every gift I've ever given her, so I don't worry about it anymore. I just go to a store she likes, buy the first thing I see, and let her handle the rest! Norman: Why don't you just giver her cash? Ralph: That would be too impersonal!