Drabble by Kevin Fagan for April 22, 1998
Transcript:
Ralph: Maybe you should call 9-1-1, Norm! Norman: I have a better idea. I'm calling that doctor who hosts the call-in radio program. Ralph: Call-in program?? I could be dead by the time... Norman: I think I'm on!! Oh, hello, doctor! Thank you for taking my call! I'm a first-time caller but a long-time listener, and I... What? ... OK, hang on... I forgot to turn down my radio! Ralph: Great. I'll use the time to put my affairs in order!