Drabble by Kevin Fagan for April 09, 1999
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June: Ralph, birthday parties are a part of childhood! Ralph: They weren't a part of my childhood! My parents only gave me one birthday party, and it was in our own backyard! My dad let me and my friends run through the sprinklers. June: Aw... That must have been adorable! Ralph: Not really, we were all teenagers!