Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 17, 1999
August 16, 1999
August 18, 1999
Transcript:
Patrick: Bad news, dad... I hit a baseball through Mr. Steinbauer's garage window. Ralph: Oh, no! Knowing Steinbauer, he's probably going to call the police and then his lawyer! So, what did he say about it? Patrick: He said that accidents happen, and that the window can be easily replaced. Ralph: That's all?? Patrick: No, he also congratulated me on my level swing!
