Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 23, 1999
Transcript:
Steinbauer: Ralph, I'm running for president of the home-owners association and I hope I can count on you for your support! Ralph: So that's it!! I wondered why you've been so nice to me lately! I knew you had ulterior motives!! The only reason you've been so nice is because you want me to vote for you! Steinbauer: Ralph, that's not true. I also want you to put this sign on your front lawn!