Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 04, 1999
Transcript:
Ralph: Steinbauer, do my eyes deceive me?? Is this a "for sale" sign in front of your home?? Steinbauer: That's right, Ralph. I'm shaking off the dust of this crummy neighborhood and moving on up! Rest assured that I intend to sell my house to the noisiest, sloppiest, most obnoxious people I can find! Ralph: Don't think I won't appreciate the improvement! Steinbauer: I've even placed an ad in hillbilly monthly!