Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 09, 2000
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?Regis, I think I need to use my last lifeline!? ?You?re going to use up all your lifelines on the FIRST QUESTION?? This is highly unusual, Ralph!? ?I know, but I think I?ll call my young son, Patrick. He?s a lot smarter than I am!? ?Then again, who isn?t?? ?MOM, YOU NEED TO GET OFF THE PHONE FOR A FEW MINUTES!?