Drabble by Kevin Fagan for April 17, 2000
Transcript:
??And that?s our up-to-the-minute traffic report! If you have any traffic conditions to report, call our traffic tips hotline!? ?Beep, beep, boop, beep!? ?Hello, traffic hotline? Tipster Drabble, here! I?m on the southbound 405, and everything looks pretty good! Over and out!? ?I like my new cell phone!?