Drabble by Kevin Fagan for April 18, 2000

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?So long honeybunch!? ?Where are you going, Ralph? It?s your day off!? ?Ever since we got that cell phone in the car, I like to drive around and report traffic conditions to the radio station!? ?Do you think that?s dumb?? ?Certainly not!? ?Whatever gets him out of the house!?