Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 16, 2001
Transcript:
"Hey, dad! Mr. Steinbauer is on that antiques appraisal show, with the painting of aunt Ethel!" "Huh??" "I picked this up at a garage sale for only $10!" "Mr. Steinbauer, before I tell you the value of this piece, you'd better sit down!" "Poor Steinbauer! They're obviously going to tell him he wasted ten bucks!" "In fact, maybe you should LIE down!"