Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 26, 2001
Transcript:
"Bad news, Mr. Drabble...this painting is not by the great Salvador Heyman, it's by SALVATORRE Heyman, who painted by numbers!" "WHAT?" "Last week, one of your appraisers said it was worth $750,000!" "He's not longer with us." "You mean it's WORTHLESS??!" "Oh, I wouldn't say that..." "The frame is probably worth a buck or two!" "AAAAAAAH!!"