Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 16, 2001
Transcript:
"You're going to be GRAND MARSHAL of the tournament of DONUTS parade??" "What's the tournament of donuts parade??" "It's the highlight of DONUT DAY!" "Every float in the parade is made entirely from donuts!" "Yuk." "I'll be on the float right behind the artery cloggers dance ensemble!"