Drabble by Kevin Fagan for April 05, 2002
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?Officer, I can explain this whole thing.? ?Please don?t, Norm.? ?The reason my dad wasn?t looking at the speedometer is because we were playing ?Slug Bug.? ?Slug Bug??? ?Every time you see a bug car on the road, you slug your opponent and say ?Slug Bug? before he slugs you!? ?sigh? ?It gets a little distracting. In fact, we almost rear-ended a cement mixer!? ?Don?t come visit me in jail, ok, Norm??