Drabble by Kevin Fagan for July 13, 2002

Transcript:

"It's the middle of the night, and I'm going to do something wild and crazy: T.P. the neighbor's house!" "On second though, the neighbors might not like that! I know, I'll T.P. my OWN house!" "On second thought, it's pretty dark and scary outside!" "Tell me again why you toilet-papered our kitchen" "I'm a wild and crazy guy!"