Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 26, 2003
Transcript:
?Kids, my job is to make sure that everyone who enters Bulk Club is a member.? ?How can I become a member?? ?There are strict requirements? ?You must either own a business, be a farmer or work for the government. There?s also a $45 membership fee.? ?I don?t have a job, but I?ve got the $45!? ?You?re in!?