Drabble by Kevin Fagan for June 27, 2003
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?Why do they call them ?cookies??? You don?t COOK cookies, you BAKE them!? ?Why don?t they call them BAKIES instead?? ?And another thing: If brownies weren?t brown, would they still call them brownies?? If they were pink, would they be called Pinkies??? ?Here, Penny, have a mouthful of cookie dough!? ?MMPHH?