Drabble by Kevin Fagan for July 01, 2003
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?How about THIS movie, dad?? ?Lackluster Video? ?Nope. I?ve never seen it. I never rent movies that I haven?t seen before.? ?Life is too short to spend two hours watching something I might not like, so I only rent movies I?ve already watched!? ?That kind of limits our choices, doesn?t it?? ?Nonsense! The Three Stooges made LOTS of movies!?