Drabble by Kevin Fagan for July 12, 2003

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?I wish I could make Wendy like me.? ?Because then she?d want to go steady, and then she?d want to marry me!? ?And then she?d always be nice to me because I?d be her husband!? ?You haven?t been paying much attention around here for the last 20 years, have you??