Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 14, 2003
Transcript:
"Norm, you need to be more assertive! Call our waitress over here and tell her to refill your soda!" "I don't need a refill, dad." "That's the whole point!" "You don't NEED a refill, you WANT a refill! Her job is to bring you what you want! Now do it!!" "Ahh, excuse me...if it's not too much trouble, and if you're not too busy, and if you wouldn't mind..." "I guess Rome wasn't built in a day."