Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 15, 2005
Transcript:
MALL "A holiday spirit violation?? What did I do??" "You were rude to a sales clerk! That's a no-no this time of year!" "Have a nice day, ma'am." "Issuing a lot of holiday spirit violations this year, Dad?" "I'll say!" "Christmas is more than a week away, and I already have writer's cramp!"