Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 15, 2006

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"So, here we are, driving for hours through the blistering desert." "Because, for my birthday, you gave me tickets to see your favorite singer perform in Las Vegas." "This is payback for your Valentine's Day gift, isn't it, honeybunch?" "Nonsense! What woman wouldn't love to receive a variable speed jigsaw?!"