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Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 27, 2006
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3:11 RING! "Who would be calling at three in the morning??" "Hello! This is a friendly reminder from Lackluster Video! Our records show that you have not returned one of our movies." "As a courtesy, we will repeat this friendly reminder every day at his time until we get it back. Goodbye!" "I think I liked it better when they just charged late fees!"