Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 06, 2008
February 05, 2008
February 07, 2008
Transcript:
"Ralph, some of the individual records from the Polecat Lodge Summer Games have been called into question." "Allegations of performance enhancers have surfaced." "An investigation was undertaken." "And...?" "Your name has been listed in the 'No-Neck Report.'" "Page 4,376!"
