Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 07, 2008
February 06, 2008
February 08, 2008
Transcript:
"Ralph, the records you set at the Polecat Lodge Summer Games are under a cloud of suspicion." "Why??" "Your name has been linked to performance enhancers!" "What in the world are you talking about??" "Reliable sources tell us you ate a box of 'Red Hots' prior to winning the root beer chug-a-lug!" "Say it ain't so, Ralph!"
