Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 08, 2008
Transcript:
"Ralph, the evidence against you is darning!" "'Darning'??" "This is a family strip!" "You ingested a performance enhancer prior to winning the wheelbarrow race!" "What performance enhancer??!" "You ate an entire can of cake frosting!" "So? That's what I have for lunch EVERY day!" "Come to think of it, he does!"