Drabble by Kevin Fagan for April 27, 2008
Transcript:
"Good morning, fellow mall cops!" "Good morning, Commander Murray!" MALL "Thank you for showing up at this early morning hour." "I admire your bravery and courage in fulfilling this most difficult and unpopular assignment!" "Now go out there, unlock those doors, and remember: You're the last line of defense against complete pandemonium!" "Sigh" "I hate 'morning mall-walkers' duty!" "On your left, slowpoke!" "COming through!" "Single file, you animals!!" "Me first!" "No, me!"