Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 01, 2009

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Ralph thinks, "I hate these gigantic hardware superstores! I have to walk miles to find anything!" lumber electrical home decor wallpaper paint garden tools lighting Ralph thinks, Holy crud man says, "Would you like a cart, sir?" Ralph says, "As a matter of fact, I would!" Ralph says, "Wheel me down to plumbing!"