Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 14, 2009

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Hospital Ralph says, "I don?t want to have my appendix taken out!" Ralph says, "I've never had surgery before!" Ralph says, "What if the anesthesia wears off and I wake up in the middle of the operation??" June says, "You slept through the '94 earthquake, Ralph. Trust me, you're not going to wake up!"