Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 20, 2009
Transcript:
Ralph says, "Hey, no-neck! It's Ralph! I just realized that today is your birthday." Ralph says, "I forgot to send you a card, so I'll just read you one over the phone?" Ralph says, "'Happy Birthday to someone who is now old enough to drive with his blinker on!'" Ralph says, "You're welcome. Bye!" June thinks, "Men are so easy!"