Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 06, 2011
Transcript:
Man says, "Hello. How long is the wait for a table?" Hostess says, "45 minutes?" Man says, "sigh" Ralph says, "Hi! How long is the wait?" Hostess says, "Right this way, sir!" Ralph says, "Sorry, pal! It's just one of the perks of being an exalted ruler!"