Ralph: Ahh! It's nice to sit in our yard and watch the world go by! The grass is nice and green, isn't it? That's because I've been watering it a lot!
June: Maybe a little too much!
Ralph: ?
‘Scuze me John. I was thinking about your wife when I made that typo.John Queer (actual spelling) was an Albanian vacuum salesman who stole the idea of a two cycle engine from pigmy Eskimos and put wheels on it to escape Siberia.Because of Unusually heavy spring rain, the Russian vegitation was especially thick so he added a blade which would later serve as a propeller to cross the Pacific to America where he immediately headed to the patent office.And now you know the rest of the storyIt’s Sat night. Do you think the doc can adjust my meds?.
I’ll water the veggies because I can eat them. I’ll water the flowers because they look pretty. I don’t water the grass because all it does is make more work.
lewisbower over 13 years ago
I love seeing a green lawn with bags of Scott’s and a John Dear with a "Stop Global Warming " sticker.
benklaz over 13 years ago
Maybe the problem lies not with the watering of the lawn, but with the fooding of Ralph.
GoodQuestion Premium Member over 13 years ago
Aw, com’on folks, all Raplh needs is a little more support….☻
lewisbower over 13 years ago
‘Scuze me John. I was thinking about your wife when I made that typo.John Queer (actual spelling) was an Albanian vacuum salesman who stole the idea of a two cycle engine from pigmy Eskimos and put wheels on it to escape Siberia.Because of Unusually heavy spring rain, the Russian vegitation was especially thick so he added a blade which would later serve as a propeller to cross the Pacific to America where he immediately headed to the patent office.And now you know the rest of the storyIt’s Sat night. Do you think the doc can adjust my meds?.
Saucy1121 Premium Member over 13 years ago
I’ll water the veggies because I can eat them. I’ll water the flowers because they look pretty. I don’t water the grass because all it does is make more work.