Drabble by Kevin Fagan for June 20, 2012

I get mine off and on with out untying them, of course the side zips help quite a bit.

I never tie my shoes. I just kind of break them in after I tie them once, then I just slip them on easily.

Practice, laziness and the Dunlop gets in the way.

I also used to have a pair of shoes that I could get off or on without worrying about the knot; they were just that broken down.

He can’t bend over, and if he squats, he can’t get up.

my mother played the piano as classical music when she was little girl at age of 5 years old also she can sing the opera music when she played the piano at home

Somewhere around the age of 30, I decided I was spending way too much of my life tying shoes. I switched to loafers. My dad was a velcro man himself. I just couldn’t go there without also getting a fanny pack, but they’re getting really hard to find. :-)

It gets easy pretty quickly. Some people don’t like “ruining” the backs of their shoes, but I kinda like them soft.

Horrible old bat just hangs around, waiting for opportunities to insult the poor man.