Drabble by Kevin Fagan for July 22, 2012
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Transcript:
June: This is a very bumpy ride! Look! I can't put my lipstick on straight, like I usually can in the car! And I can't sign a birthday card legibly if I'm running late for the party, like I usually am! And the way this seat is positioned, I can't reach over and honk the horn like I usually do! No, this will never work! Salesman: How was the test drive? Ralph: Apparently, it's not the car for us! June: Also, it needs to be a brighter color so I can find it in the bulk club parking lot!
My wife honked the horn while I was driving ONCE. I told her next time I would kick her out and make her walk, no matter where we were.