Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 28, 2012
Transcript:
Ralph: Gather round, kids! I'm wearing my fatherly advice outfit! Children: Why do we need fatherly advice? Ralph: It's my duty! If I don't give you fatherly advice, who will? Penny: How about mom? June: Okay! Ralph: Hey! You're stretching out my sweater!
Agent54 almost 12 years ago
Doubt it Ralph, at least not at the waist.
Gator007 almost 12 years ago
She fills it out better then you.
Rainfoot almost 12 years ago
Best fatherly advice I got was “There are many paths to the top of the mountain”.
Piksea Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Someone should have given Dad some fatherly advice about how you talk to your wife. Ouch!
alondra almost 12 years ago
It looks better on her Ralph.
Perkycat almost 12 years ago
She stretches out the top and he stretches out the bottom. Would love to hear their ‘fatherly’ advice.
ncalifgirl58 almost 12 years ago
Yes, why on earth would Ralph have a pink sweater?!
mrsdonaldson almost 12 years ago
I’m impressed that he has a pink sweater!
rgcviper almost 12 years ago
I see she’s STILL wearing the apron, though.
Sheesh—does she EVER take it off?
Jaythor over 1 year ago
She can’t give fatherly advice. She could only give motherly advice. And she can nag, which isn’t advice, it’s criticism.
kaystari Premium Member 11 months ago
Ralph has a pink sweater? From back when he was a part of the Pink Ladies?