Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 07, 2013
Transcript:
Ralph: What's wrong, Norm? Norman: I received devastating news, dad! I just found out that the perfect girl is related to me! She's Poopsie's second cousin's half-sister's step-niece's brother-in-law's aunt's third husband's son-in-law's nephew's cousin once removed Ralph: Bummer! Norman: Some things are just not meant to be!
gkid over 11 years ago
Oh, for the love of Pete, Norman. Talk to somebodywho knows about this. Search Google.
gocomics over 11 years ago
Er, we’re ALL related (at least according to evolution or Christianity), and even first cousins often marry (cousincouples.com)
gkid over 11 years ago
Ask honeybunch. I have a feeling she will knowabout this. If not, she will find out.
dataweaver over 11 years ago
Note that one of the links in that chain is “husband’s”.
Johnnie Polo Premium Member over 11 years ago
Obviously Drabble isn’t set in Arkansas. banjos play.
feralglance over 11 years ago
They’re fine.
QuietStorm27 over 11 years ago
Oh Norm, you’re not related. Go get your girl!
pschearer Premium Member over 11 years ago
He’s more closely related to Kevin Bacon than to Echo. Not that he’d want to marry Kevin Bacon. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. (Hi from Philly, Kevin. I think of your city-planning father every time I go downtown.)
alondra over 11 years ago
I think the “once removed” part means you’re safe Norman. Unless you’re also “once removed” but I think you’ve probably been removed more times than that, to the funny farm!
OldestandWisest over 11 years ago
I’m surprised that Norman knows and can use and properly pronounce a word as long as “devastating!”
californicated1 over 11 years ago
Back in 1981, much was being made of the wedding of the Prince Of Wales and Lady Diana Spencer.…What was toned down in all those events was that they were 7th Cousins, meaning that both of them were 8 generations removed from their common ancestors, which are believed to be King James I (1603-25), who was also King James VI of Scotland (1562-1625) and Anne of Denmark.
snowangel_22 over 11 years ago
Hey Norman, you said in-law twice, husband once, and step once. You’re good.
lkchen over 11 years ago
aunt’s third husband’s son-in-law’s….. kind makes clear enough she’s likely not a blood relative.
tbritt99 over 11 years ago
It certainly explains the similarities in IQ
byamrcn over 11 years ago
Meanwhile, somewhere in heaven, Charles Darwin breathes a huge sigh of relief.
BeniHanna6 Premium Member over 11 years ago
Can you say, Moron? God what an idiot.
hippogriff over 11 years ago
barrycarter: Christianity and evolution are not exclusive. From Nicolas Steno (Catholic priest, stratigraphy), to Charles Lyell (Anglican deacon, geology), to his protege Charles Darwin (Anglican seminarian, natural selection), to Gregor Mendal (Catholic monk, genetics), to Robert Bakker (Pentecostal preacher, endothermic dinosaurs), Christian clergy have been at the forefront of evolutionary theory. Even my father (Methodist clergy, three upper Cretaceous discoveries) have made contributions.
bobviously over 11 years ago
I think I’m more related to Echo than Norm is.
RonBerg13 Premium Member over 11 years ago
All right… enough f@#king around!Who’s going to rectify this situation?
scyphi26 over 11 years ago
Apparently that’s not removed enough…